Rooster in the Henhouse?
Here at work, there are four women who all sit within 20 yards of me. All very nice women, (and yeah, I’ll say it) all very attractive.
They are also all very MARRIED. Oh, and one more thing, they are all PREGNANT.
There are a lot of jokes flying around that there’s something in the water around here. But now there’s a new joke…about the guy who sits next to all these women. Been working a lot of late nights?
I’m gonna say this once: IT WASN’T ME! Mailman, perhaps, UPS guy, maybe, but certainly not me.
Look, if you want to think that somehow I’m sneaking around with all these women and having one illegitimate child after another…well, go ahead, I guess. What the hell, I can put up with a little scandal every now and then.
But let’s get real here. Would I really have four children from four different women?
Who am I, a player in the NBA?
They are also all very MARRIED. Oh, and one more thing, they are all PREGNANT.
There are a lot of jokes flying around that there’s something in the water around here. But now there’s a new joke…about the guy who sits next to all these women. Been working a lot of late nights?
I’m gonna say this once: IT WASN’T ME! Mailman, perhaps, UPS guy, maybe, but certainly not me.
Look, if you want to think that somehow I’m sneaking around with all these women and having one illegitimate child after another…well, go ahead, I guess. What the hell, I can put up with a little scandal every now and then.
But let’s get real here. Would I really have four children from four different women?
Who am I, a player in the NBA?
posted by Glenn at 8:13 AM
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